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20 Christmas Sms

1. May the glow of Christmas the spirit of Christmas,
And the magic of Christmas fill your heart all year long
Happy New year and Happy Holidays


2. May the good times and treasures of the present
Become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS


3. May the joy and peace of Christmas
Be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
From heaven above. Happy Christmas


4. May the Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.


5. May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.


6. May this Christmas
Bring Peace and Joy
For All.
Happy Christmas


7. May this Christmas be so special
That you never ever feel lonely again
And be surrounded by loved ones throughout!


8. May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


9. May ur neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels protect u
And Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas


10. May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope;
The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
The heart of Christmas which is love.


11. Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round.


12. Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed,
That it might live forevermore to fill our every need,
That it shall not be just a day, but last a lifetime through,
The miracle of Christmastime that brings God close to you.


13. Lets welcome the year
Which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-mas


14. Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.


15. Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.


16. Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation.
The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.


17. May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.


18. May da good times nd treasures of tha present
Become da golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish u lots of lov, joy nd happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS


19. May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!


20. May the closeness of friends and the comfort of home, renew your spirits this Christmas

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18 Very Funny Punjabi Sms

1. Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.


2. Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.


3. Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae
Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?
“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”


4. Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.


5. Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.


6. Ik Vaar Bantu Raste Vich Chalde Chalde Ik Khote (Gadhe) De Agge Dig Peya.
Ose Time Ik Ladki Boldi Hai, “Apne Vadde Pra Da Ashirwad Le Reha Hai?”
Bantu: “Haanji Bhabhi Ji.”


7. Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.


8. Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”


9. Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.


10. Ek Passenger Air-hostess Nu Kehnda: “Tuhadi Shakal Meri Wife Naal Bohut Mildi Hai.”
Airhostess Ohnu Jor Naal Thappad Mardi Hai.
Passenger: Aadat Taan Jama Hi Ose Vargi Hai Ji.


11. Husband Te Wife Ik Hotel Ch Gaye, Jadi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kitta.
Wife Ne Puchha, “Kaun Si Oh?”
Husband: Tu Mera Dimaakh Na Chatt,
Main Pehlan Hi Preshan Haan Ke Oh Vi Ehi Gall Puchhegi.


12. Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.


13. Husband to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?


14. Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aur Unhe Dekh Humare Dil Se Awaj Nikli,
Fitte Moonh, Tussi Aithe Vi Aa Gaye…


15. Golu Cycle De Utte Ja Reha Si,
Raste Ch Ik Bhikhari Mileya, “Allah De Na Te Kuch De Davo…”
Golu Nu Tarash Aaya, “Chal Aa Cycle Te Bai, Tainu Garden Da Ik Chakkar De Devan.”


16. Santa: Tuhada Kutta Tan Sher Varga Ho Geya, Ki Khwande Ho Ehnu?

Banta: Oye, Eh Sher Hi Hai, Sala Pyar, Pyur De Chakkaran Ch Pai Geya, Sakhal Kutte Jehi Ho Gayi Ae.


17. Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I am Falling in Love.


18. Gamman De Tufaan Ehoje Chale,
Assi Ikk Duje Toh Bichhad Gaye,
Hanju Bhi Saathon Puchhan Lage,
Tuhade Saathi Kithe Gaye?

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16 Very Funny Punjabi Sms

1. Mehmaan, “Main Jad Vi Tuhade Ghar Te Aake Khana Khanda Han, Tan Tuhada Kutta Mainu Lagatar Ghoorda Rehenda Hai, Ehnu Koi Bimari Tan Ni Hai?”
Mejban Da Baccha: Uncle Jee, Oh Apni Plate Nu Changi Taranh Pachhaanda Hai. 😀


2. Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.


3. Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 😀


4. Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, “Hiii Darling”.
Husband: Call you later, Darling, The devil is near in Kitchen…


5. Husband to Wife: Je Meri Naukari Nikal Jave Tan Tu Ki Karengi?
Badi Soch Vichar Ton Baad – Wife: Main Adhe Paise Laike Tenu Chhadd Devnagi…
Husband: Meri 100 Rupye Di Lottery Nikali Hai, Aa Fad 50 Rupye Te Dafa Hoja…


6. Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.


7. Santa: Jad Mera Nava-Nava Viah Hoya Si Tan Menu Meri Voti Aini Changi Lagdi Hundi Si Ke Dil Karda Si Ke Ohnu Kha Hi Jawa…
Banta: Te Hun Kidda Lagda E?
Santa: Hun Na Puch Yaar, Hun Lagda E Ke Je Khaa Janda Tan Mere Tidd Ch Dard Ho Jana Si…


8. Ik Leader Apni Tiwi Nu: Main Apna 50 Crore Da Beema Karvaya E…
Wife: Eh Tusi Bada Changa Kamm Kitta E, Hun Menu Baar-Baar Ni Kehna Paina Ke Apna Khyaal Rakho…


9. Wife: Meri Umar 45 Hon De Baawjood Vi Tuhada Ik Dost Meri Husan Di Taareef Karda Ni Thakda…
Husband: Ik Hi Banda Kar Sakda E, Oh Maange Raam? Haina?
Wife: Oh God, Sahi Keha, Tuanu Kive Pta…
Husband: Kabaadi E Na…


10. Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
“Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya”.


11. Husband Naal Ladai Karn Ton Baad, Tivi Ne Apni Maa Nu Phone Kitta: Mummy Osne Fer Mere Naal Ladai Kitti E, Main Tuade Kol Aa Rahi Han…
Maa: Na Putt Na, Ohnu Ohdi, Galati Di Keemat Chukaani Pavegi,
Tu Na Aa, Main Aa Jaani Aa Tere Kol…


12. Pappu :”fruitwalay baba, give me some potatoes fever
Fruitwala :”Ahh ‘potatoes fever’ ki hunda hai ??
Pappu :”Oh my God, you illiteracy people, potatoes fever means “Aaloo Bukhara”


13. 40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…


14. JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo


15. Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal sharab di master kol de k jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.


16. Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki…
Aa ni aunda.
Aa vi ni aunda
Aa tan pehli var padya.
Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

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11 Sweet funny Sms (Punjabi)

1. Teri Gali Vichon Langa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke
Sanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi Hoyi Ae
JaKe Puch Layi Tu Thanedar Nu
Assi Ohdi Vi Kudi Fasayi Hoyi Ae.


2. Fer Ki Hoeya Je Tu Hathan Te Mehndi La Layi
Hun Assi Vi Sehra Sajawange
Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Sadi Kismat Ch Nahi
Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange.


3.Har Dhadkan che ek Raaj Hunda ae, Har Dhadkan che ek Raaj Hunda ae, Har Gall nu dassan da v ek Andaaz hunda ae, Jadon tal Thokar n alagge Bewafayi di, Har kisi nu Apne pyaar te Naaz hund ae.


4.Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon..


5. Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari..


6. Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje,
Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje,
Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a,
Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a..


7. Aari Aari Aari
Hadipa
Aari Aari Aari
Sadi lag gai mangtya nal yaari
SMS nahio bhejde
O SMS nahio bhejde
Sade ho gaye
yaar BHikhari…


8. Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!!

9. Main ode layi gaana gaya,,
Tenu sohniye bulande jaan jaan gabru de bul suk gaye,,
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Chandri Vaseline di dabbi fda gyi.


10. Raati sajjna kol baitheya der ho gai.
der aisi hoi k saver ho gai.
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fer
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fer- Bapu DAANG leake baitha c,
ghar aundeya hi yaaran di repair ho gai..


11. Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

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9 Punjabi Funny Sms

1.Heer Ranjhe de wangu Sadi Love v Badi Unique c, Aasi Ik Duje de ho k v Vichad jana.. Kyuki Ehi Sadi Taqdir c…


2. Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.


3. Tere Ishq Ch Channa Kho Gaye Aaa Tenu Takya Te Tere Ho Gaye Aaa Tera Pal Da Vichoda Nahio Jarna Kise Sohne Utte Assa Nahio Marna Saanu Te Changa Tu Lagda Sohnea.


4. Punjab Valeya Nu Shonk Sardari Da Ik Shon Bullet Te Landi Jeep Di Svari Da Gallan Naal Ni Kam Sarida Gharon Kad K Banda Marida..


5. Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi, Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi, Je tu preet na nibhai taan Vekhi jaugi, Main rab de kehan te zindagi nahi chhadni, Je tu apni kasam pavayi taan Vekhi jaugi.


6. Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te Jat alto te alto110 te ,jatt swift te swft 120 te, Agge agge ki jatt ambulance Te. AmbUlance 130 Te.!


7. G karda eh raat na mukke, G karda eh raat na mukke, Chandri eh mulkat na mukke, Pyar bhari teri eh baat na mukke Supnya di eh saugat na mukke, Mukk -di jind mukk jave par tera mera saath na mukke.


8. Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra. Pyar kita Zcinema de tra. Dekhya fashion tv de tra. Suneya tenu Mh1 tra. Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra….!!


9. Heart touching line…! ..!! Jehdi kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade… . . . . . ..Kamlii..!!! Aj gol gappe piche lad pai…!

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