Jokes Sms

8 Very Funny Sms (Hindi)

1. IK bAr Ek chor chori karne ek seith ke ghar pauchta he aur zoroo se chilata he sona kaha he .. Sona kaha he ..
seith uthta he aur kehta he mein idhar soo raha hu.. tu udhar soo jaa..


2. Boy: “Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho”
Girl: “Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:”To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe.


3. 1 Number DilMe Socho Usme 3 Jodo Ab 2 Se Guna Karo Usme Se 7 Ghatao Bache Hue Ko Kagaz Par Likho


Ab Uska
Aero-Plane Banake Udao
Furrrr


4. Bhuto sa chehra tera
chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..rup tera dekh ke
kute bhi hairan hai.


5. Whats self insult ..
An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho….


6. A girl to her boyfriend:
Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge
Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge
Gf- Q..
Bf- Bhikh mangne


7. Students song..
Hum honge all pass
Hum homge all pass
1 din,
ho ho
sote he bindas,
LIkhte he bakwas,
Karte he timepass,
Fir b h vishwass…
Marks milenge jhakkas..
1 din..


8. Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Boy Girl Sms

14 Lovely Sms In Hindi

1. Santa : Yr kal meri shadi hai.. Or ladki walo ne kam se kam logo ko bulaya hai
mujhe tension ho rahi hai…
banta : Are to ismai tension wali kya bat hai???
Santa : Yar pata nahi..! papa mujhe lekar jayenge ya nahi…


2. Boy : I LOVE U..
Girl ne zor se thappad maara..
aur boli…
Kya Kaha tumne???
Boy ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha…
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu??


3. Ab hr msgs hamari diffrent hogi,
dil ki aawaj dil tk send hogi,
muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,
aur log sochte hain jane hamari kitni girlfriends hogi…


4. Jija : tum ladkiya itni khoobsurat kyo ho?
Sali : qynki bhagwan ne hume apne hathon se banaya hai..
Jija : lo!!, bol toh ese rhi h jese hume toh majduro ko dhheke per diya tha…


5. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant…
She is having pain right now…
Doctor: Is dis her 1st child?
Sardar: No dis is her husband speaking..!!!


6. Ladkia aapas me gale milte waqt kya sochti hain??
Ish k toh mujh se bhi jyada bade-2 ho gye hain..!!
Pta nhi kaun sa shampoo use krti hain…
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Abey saaalo sudhar jao..
Soch bdlo apni mene bola tha Na Ki, galat word Use nhi krunga….


7. (Santa apni grlfrnd ke saath 1st date pe )
Santa :Ye meri pehli date h darling agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye to chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena…..


8. Teacher: pappu tumne aaj fir apna homework nahi kiya,,
bolo tumhe kya saza du???

Pappu: teacher wo mere bagal wali ladki ne bi nahi kiya,,
hum dono ko bathroom m band kardo..


9.Jeeja: Ladkia paraayaa dhan hain,
toh ladkey kyaa hain??
Sali: 1 numbr k chor,
jinki najar hamesa paraaye dhan per hi lgi hoti hain…


10. Saali: Jeeja ji, paanch saal mein saat bachche kya kar rhe ho aap??
Jeeja: aap ne hi toh bola tha kee meri beti ko kbhi khali pet mat rakhna,
dekh lo ek mahine bhi khali pet nahi hai…


11. Aaj subah mai jaise hi ghar se nikla…
1 billi mera rasta kaat gai…mai wahi ruk gya…
To billi haste hue boli…..
Abe nikal jaaa…teri to shadi ho chuki hai…
Ab isse zada bura kya hoga tere sath…


12. Teacher: Ek Story Sunao with moral.
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Santa : Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha…..
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Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.


13. Santa : Yr kal meri shadi hai.. Or ladki walo ne kam se kam logo ko bulaya hai
mujhe tension ho rahi hai…
banta : Are to ismai tension wali kya bat hai???
Santa : Yar pata nahi..! papa mujhe lekar jayenge ya nahi…


14. Arz kiya h….

Wo zeher dekar maarte to..
duniya ki nazar m aa jate…
Wo zeher dekar maarte to..
duniya ki nazar m aa jate…
Andaaze katal to dekho..
humse shadi hi karli..

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Wife Joke Sms

12 Very Funny Sms In Hindi

1. Santa :- Sabse bada challenge kya hai?
Banta :- Answer sheet ko khaali chhod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha…


2. Ek chhota bachcha bus ki khidki
se susu kr rha tha..
Ek aurat boli : sharm nhi ati tujhe??
ladka : Arrey aunty sharm chhodo…
su su dekho kitna dur tk ja rha hai..


3. Wife : I want a Blackberry or Apple on my upcoming birthday
Husband : Pagli watermellon kha abhi season isi ka hai…


4. Height of smiley :
Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.?
Girl: 🍃
Boy: ????
Girl: pati


5. She: tum mere teacher banoge
He: kyu
She: 🐄💃 k liye
He: ab ye Kya h
She: guidance k liye.


6. Tau: Arre chore tere result ka ke hoya?
Chora:oo master nu kehve hai k ibe 2-3 saal or lagenge.
Tau: sal toh je jitne marji lga de,
bus fail na hoiye kade..


7. Height of smiley :
Boy – kya tum meri gf banogi…
Gf – 🔔
is baar boy samajh gaya..


8. Jo ankhe band karke prem kare wo hai…
“PREMIKA”
Jo ankhe band hone tak prem kare wo hai…
“MAA”
Jo ankhe dikha dikha kar prem kare wo hai…
“PATNI”..


9. Friend 1 : What are you doing bro??
Friend 2 : Just finished Dinner with wife… and now with Scotch…
Friend 1 : wow which brand… Black Label or Red Label???
Friend 2 :No no now with “Scotch Brite” “bhaandi ghastoy”.


10. Teacher: pappu tumne aaj fir apna homework nahi kiya,,
bolo tumhe kya saza du???


11. Pappu: teacher wo mere bagal wali ladki ne bi nahi kiya,,
hum dono ko bathroom m band kardo..


12. Baap of All Smiley Messages
Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
Boy :- 😏😏
Girl- मतलब ???
Boy- शरद पवार ….

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Cricket Sms

9 Sweet Funny Sms (Hindi)

1. Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai,
Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu !
uspar raj thakare comment karta hai
Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi.


2. Ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe.


3. Newton ne apple niche girte hue dekh ke gravity ko invent kiya.saale ke dimaq me ye nahi aaya ki 25 saal se susu kartha tha.toh susu kya upar jaatha tha..


4. Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…


5. Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di
Aur Neeche Likh Dia

COMING SOON


6. Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge.. Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.


7. Khush to bohat honge tum ki forward karne k liye fokat ka new msg aa gaya , par hum bhi bahut chalak hai humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nahi..
ha ha ha!


8. Papi hote hue b apko swarg milega, har raat 1 glass madira aur apsara milegi. Par apke papo ki saja ye hogi ki glass ke niche hole hoga, Apsara k niche nahi…


9. Message:
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,
wah..wah
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

This fairness cream is made in china!

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11 Funny Hindi Sms

1. Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Drcolonthree.png000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani.


2. Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji.


3. Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.

Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
IMRAN


4. Beti.- gov me foji aaye hai.
Maa- unki niyat kharab hoti hai tu andar aaja.
Beti- ma vo pakistani hai.
Maa- to bakari ko bhi andar lade.


5. Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai. Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.


6. Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.


7. Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya..


8. Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai. Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi.. Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.


9. Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-..
G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,jab ji kare uht jaty hu,
B-noty girl
tery adat akdam mere lund k jeisy he
Suraj-4u..


10. Pati (patni se)- kya paalak roj roj ye kya tamasha hai.
(Patni)- toh kya hua isme bahut iron hai.
Pati- bahenkilavdi meri gaand me se kya TMT sariya nikalegi.


11. 1 dukhi Grlfrnd ne apne Bewafa Boyfrnd k liye 1 shayri likhi
“Phulon ka raja,
Baharon ka shehzada,
SEAL tod kar chala gaya kutta, kamina, haram zada..

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Jike In Hindi Sms -m4

13 Hindi Jokes Sms

1. Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.


2. 12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.


3. 1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,”Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?” Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”


4. 5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?


“LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha…
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.


5. 1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me ‘JAWANI’ me thi. Ha,HA..


6. Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
“TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!


7. Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa-“Chidiya Bankar.”
Sir-“Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!”
Santa-“Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”


8. Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se..


9. Santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.


10. Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain.


11. Dabangg effect-
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai,
marks de to kahan..


Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai..

Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI..

Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se!

Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!


12. Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
Police:oi stop..
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..


13. BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

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Funny Sms

13 Funny Sms For Fun

1. My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.


2. Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……


3. A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can”t live without my friend.


4. Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me


5. What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)


6. Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”


7. Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life.


8. Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt.


9. Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.


10. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


11. Clouds r white but the sky is blue
monkey like u should b kept in the zoo
don’t get angry you’ll find me there too
not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!


12. If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.


13. A bird in hand is better than to in bush.
New phrase: A boot on bush is better than two in foot..

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Don't Break Someone's Heart

16 Funny Sms

1. When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


2. Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
“A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST.


3. He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!


4. A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard…
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…


5. A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
“Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended


6. 2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!


7. Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!


8. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)


9. Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!


10. God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems,He created YOU.


11. Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends … !!!
Boy :Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ..


12. Will be Ready in 5 Minutes” said by a GIRL..
and
“Will Call you Back in 5 Minutes” said by a BOY
Are the same.. !


13. If we both exchange one rupee, we have one rupee.
but
if we both exchange one good thought, we have two good thoughts… 🙂
wooww…….m kinna wadddda Genius naaa 🙂
thnku thnku :p


14. TEACHER- “It’s better to fail than to cheat”
STUDENT- “LOL No, it’s better to cheat than to repeat”
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko..


15. BOY-your teeth are like stars..
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!
Means tedhe medhe 😛


16. Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

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Funny Sms In Punjabi

12 Funny Sms In Punjabi

1. ਪੇਹਲੇ propose ਤੇ ਤੂੰ ਹਾਂ ਕਰਦੇ, ਦੂਜਾ ਮੈਂ ਕਰਨਾ ਨੀਂ
ਅਗਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਜੇ ਤੇਰੀ ਭੈਣ ਪੱਟਲੀ ਫ਼ਿਰ ਇਹ ਵੀ ਤੂੰ ਜ਼ਰਨਾ ਨੀਂ.


2. ਜੁੱਤੀ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਆ ਨੀਂ ਤੂੰ ਐਵੇ ਫਿਰੇ
“RoOp”ਦਾ ਮਾਣ ਕਰਦੀ, ਤੈਥੋਂ ਖਰੀ ਤਾ “”ਸਾਡੇ ਭਈਏ”” “RaMu” ਨੇ ਫਸਾਈ ਹੋਈ a.


3. ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੁੜੀ ਵੱਲ ਚਾਹੇ ਸਾਰਾ ਦਿਨ ਦੇਖੀ ਜਾਵੇ,
ਕੁੜੀ ਚ ਫਰਕ ਨਜ਼ਰੀਂ ਨੀ ਔਂਦਾ ਏ
ਜੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਵੱਲ ਦੋ ਮਿੰਟ ਵੀ ਦੇਖ ਲਵੇ ,,,,ਤਾ,,,
ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂ ਵਖ਼ਤ ਪੇ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਏ.


4. ਮੈ ਤਾਂ ਅਜਮਾਈ ਹੈ ਗੱਲ, ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਨਾਮ ਲੈਕੇ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ,
ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਗੁੰਮ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਬੰਦਾ Google ਤੇ ਵੀ ਨੀ ਲੱਭਦਾ.


5. ਇਹ ਕਾਲੇ ਕਾਲੇ ਡੰਗਰ ਨੀ, ਜਦ ਖੇਤਾਂ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਚਰਦੇ ਨੇ
ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇੱਥੇ ਮਿਲਦੀ ਏਂ, ਇਸ ਗੱਲ ਦੀ ਹਾਂਮੀ ਭਰਦੇ ਨੇ
ਸਾਡੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਪਿੰਡ ਜਾਣ ਲਵੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਸੋਹ ਰੱਬ ਦੀ ਨੀ ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ
ਅਸੀਂ ਰੱਖ ਲਏ ਡੰਗਰ ਹਾਣ ਦੀਏ ਪੂੰਛਾਂ ਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ.


6. ਹੱਥੀਂ ਕੰਗਣ, ਪੈਰੀਂ ਝਾਂਜਰ, ਗਲ ਵਿੱਚ
ਗਾਨੀ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ..
‘ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਤੁਰ ਗਈ, ਹੁਣ ਵਾਪਸ ਆ ਗਈ…’
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਘਾਟ ਐ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਛਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ.


7. ਫਰਕ ਸਿਰਫ ਇੰਨਾ ਹੈ “ਪਿਆਰ” ਤੇ “ਰੱਬ” ਵਿੱਚ,
ਇੱਕ ਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਤਕਲੀਫ ਦੇਂਦੀ ਹੈ
ਤੇ ਦੂਸਰੇ ਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਤਕਲੀਫ ਵਿੱਚ ਹੀ ਅਉਦੀ ਹੈ..


8. ਗੋਰੇ ਹੱਥਾ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ chatting ਕਰਦੀ ਗੈਰਾ ਨਾਲ,.
*****ਸਾਥੋ ਜਰੀ ਨਾ ਜਾਵੇ ਤੂੰ ਅੱਲੜ ਮੁਟਿਆਰੇ ਨੀ,.,.
ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੱਕ ਨਾ ਭਾਂਵੇ ਤੂੰ comment ਕਰਨ ਦਾ,.
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9. YaaR ਹੈ ਸ਼ਿਕਾਰੀ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ, ਹੱਥ ਜਣੀ ਖਣੀ ਦੇ ਆਉਂਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ…!
ਫੋਕੀ ਟੋਹਰ ਮਾਰਨੀ ਛੱਡ ਦੇ ਨੀਂ, ਇਹ ਸਭ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਭਾਉਂਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ…!!
ਟੇਢੀ ਤੱਕਣੀ ਛੱਡ ਦੇ ਨੀਂ, ਜਵਾਨੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਰੁੱਲ ਜਾਊਗੀ…!
ਜੇ ਧੱਕੇ ਚੜ ਗਈ ਦੇ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਸਾਰੀ ਆਕੜ ਭੁੱਲ ਜਾਊਗੀ.


10. ਕੁੜੀ Skoda ਵਿਚ ਬੈਠ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ
Skoda ਵਾਲਾ ਮੇਰਾ ਯਾਰ ਆ …
ਕੁੜੀ Skoda ਵਿਚ ਬੈਠ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ
Skoda ਵਾਲਾ ਮੇਰਾ ਯਾਰ ਆ …
ਅੱਜ Audi ਵਾਲਾ ਮਿਲ ਗਿਆ ਤਾਂ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ Skoda ਵੀ ਕੋਈ ਕਾਰ ਆ .


11. ਨਾ ਤਾਂ ਜਿਤਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ,
ਨਾ ਹੀ ਹਾਰਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ
ਪਰ ਚੱਲਦੀ ਏ ਤਾਂ ਵੀ,
ਸਾਡੀ ਸਾਰਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ…


12. ਪੜਾਈ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੁਛ ਕੰਮ੍ਜ਼ੋਰ ਹਾਂ,ਪਰ ਕਾਲ੍ਜ਼ ਰੋਜ਼ ਹੈ ਜ਼ਾਈਦਾ……
ਜੱਦ ਜੁੜ ਜਾਏ ਢਾਣੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦੀ.ਫ਼ੇਰ ਖੌਫ਼ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਨਹੀ ਖਾਈ ਦਾ…..
ਲੈਕਚਰ ਕਦੇ ਕੋਈ ਲਾਇਆ ਨਹੀ,ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਬੜੇ ਬਹਾਨੇ ਆ…..
ਹੋਰ ਅਪਨੇ ਬਾਰੇ ਕੀ ਦੱਸੀਏ,ਬੱਸ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਖਾਨੇ ਆ…..

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Funny Sms

15 Funny Sms In Hindi

1. Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?


2. Twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.


3. Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye,
Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye.


4. Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai,
Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!


5. Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me,
Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…


6. Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA


7. Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”


8. Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.


9. Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila,
Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi 🙂


10. Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.


11. Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.


12. Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.


13. Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.


14. Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.


15. Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga….
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun..

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