Watchman

5 Funny Anniversary Sms

1. There’s a way of transferring funds, That is even faster than net banking. It’s called marriage.


2. An unmarried man to his married friend How much does it cost to get married? “No idea,” replied the Friend, “I’m still paying for it.


3. The theory used to be you marry older men Because they are more mature. The new theory is that men never mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.


4. It’s funny when people discuss about Love marriage vs Arranged marriage. It’s like asking someone, If suicide is better or being murdered.


5. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Marriage Is A Relationship

10 Funny Wedding Anniversary Sms

1. An old bachelor like you is nothing better than secondhand furniture. Congrats on finding someone who sees the charm in antiques.


2. Congratulations! You have found the best cure for the incurable disease of love—marriage.


3. Question: When does a man open the car’s door for his wife? Answer: When the car or the wife is new!


4. Congrats on ruling out all your future options. PS. Although, you definitely found the best one. Have a great wedding!


5. A lover has wings, but a husband has shackles! Congrats, you brave man, you.


6. One of the most sought after secret of the world is the secret of happy marriage that is still a secret!


7. What’s the difference between a wedding and a funeral? You have to pay for the flowers at your wedding. But, those are some really nice flowers I hear. Just kidding—congrats on a beautiful union. Happy wedding day!


8. Marriage is invented by the ancients to keep us away from fighting with the total strangers. Just kidding—congrats to you both on your special day!


9. Marriage is more deadly and much more expensive than cigarettes. In other words, I smoking isn’t good for anyone. Happy wedding day!


10. To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, Whenever you’re right, shut up.

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